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My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks
Blue QNot my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10 55% combe...
View full detailsSweatin' For Snacks Sneaker Socks
Blue QWhat? You think I'd sweat for my health?? Psshhh. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe si...
View full detailsI'm A Country Girl Ankle Socks
Blue QWho's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's sh...
View full detailsYes, Girl, Yes Ankle Socks
Blue QShould you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed...
View full detailsI Do As I Please Ankle Socks
Blue QAnd you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Fight Like A Girl Ankle Socks
Blue QBuffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're saying is...
View full detailsJust Taking This Shit In. Socks
Blue QMmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Less You More Me Socks
Blue QFor the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor. Women's shoe size 5-10 ...
View full detailsRingmaster Of The Shit Show Socks
Blue QSometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leapin...
View full detailsCute. But Psycho, But Cute Socks
Blue QWhat came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
I Like Long Walks to the Library Ankle Socks
Blue QCan you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; ...
View full detailsShe Had Traveled Far Crew Socks
Blue QSometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's ...
View full detailsI Shall Support You Crew Socks
Blue QNone of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
This Grandma Has Seen Some Stuff Crew Socks
Blue QThat said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed...
View full detailsFriends Don't Make Friends Hang Out Crew Socks
Blue QIt's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex
Turns Out I'm Tough Crew Socks
Blue QI was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...
View full detailsI Am Reality TV Ankle Socks
Blue QI'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex
Working Out Sneaker Socks
Blue QHa-cha! Take that, that shit! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe s...
View full detailsI Love An Easy Challenge Socks
Blue QMy biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex