$10 to $20

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it.  Women's shoe s...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool!  Men's shoe size 7-12.   50%...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12.  51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon ...

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Women's shoe ...

It's a public service, really.  Women's shoe size 5-10 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks!  Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women's shoe size 5-10 52% combed cotton; 46%...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favori...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.  Women's shoe size 5-10  58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Men...